$500
$150
Per Person
Las Cucardas – Lima, Peru – Individual – Private – (Evening)
Introduction
Las Cucardas is an upscale brothel that resembles a night/strip club feel. It is smaller than Geisha and Las Sirenitas but it makes up for it by giving you a close and secure environment along with shows and dances that happen around 6 pm. It is certainly a place to visit while you’re here in Lima. There are over 50 rooms each filled with beautiful ladies from all shapes, sizes, and nationalities(Peruvian, Ecuadorian, Venezuelan, and Columbian, etc.).
You can read more information about Las Cucardas here.
Additional Information:
- Tours will be available every day (4 pm – 10 pm). Granted the time slot is not already taken.
- The maximum amount of cash I recommend carrying is 200-300 soles if you want to buy drinks. For additional sessions it will be 80 soles.
- Please don’t bring highly valuable/expensive items with you. (Ex: Credit cards, Professional Cameras and Jewelry, etc.)
- You don’t have to dress to impress however it is highly recommended that you practice good hygiene if you want to have a good time with the girls.
- These places have a strict cellphone policy. You will have to turn off and not take it out of your pockets. Some places (Ex: Las Cucardas) will take your phone and put it into a cubby behind the counter. So, be aware of that.
- Being under the influence is a no-no. (If you break this rule you will get not get your money back.)
- Don’t bring any drugs or weapons with you. (Ex: Pocket Knife, Stun gun, Weed, and Cocaine, etc.) (If you break this rule you will get not get your money back.)
Disclaimer:
It should be understood that you will be in charge of your own air travel and accommodation. We only provide services to and from the brothels in Lima, Peru.
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DepartureWe will pick you up from your hotel or place of stay
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Departure TimeWe will leave to the establishment soon as we arrive to pick you at 4:30pm
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Return Time8pm
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IncludedEntrance FeeTranslationTransportationSafetySecurity
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Not IncludedAir FareHotel or Accomodation
2 Reviews
This is how it all went down. I met Bill at a Starbucks by Kennedy Park. We talked for a good 15-30 mins about ourselves. Then we went out to get in a Uber. The total ride to get there was approximately 30-40 minutes because of traffic. We arrived directly in front of the place and Bill paid both of our entrance fees where they both handed us our receipts, free drink voucher and a condom.
Security guard patted us down and told us to leave our phones in a cubby behind the counter. We each got numbers so we can get our stuff back. Then we were allowed inside and I can say it was a nice hip joint. It’s a small place but it is neat and clean. There are Peruvians, Ecuadorians and Columbian girls but mostly from Peru and Ecuador.
Overall, it was a really nice experience. I will definitely book again for this tour and the other ones listed.
I’ve been to geishas and from reading the articles on this site I wanted an upscale experience. So, I decided to book a tour for las cucardas and see how it is. It’s a bit north from the city center and not many people commute around here since it’s not in a main street.
I would say it feels a bit more secured right from the get go as there is security outside of the building. Once, you go in you will be greeted with the cashier to pay and hand over your phone. They hand you a condom and a voucher for a drink.
Once you go in you will see a hallway and some stairs. In the first floor all the way down is a bar and a stage with 2 separate hallways full of rooms with girls. The 2nd floor is the same thing but without a stage there is a bar all the way to the end.
There are a variety of girls but not as many as geishas. I would say it’s very similar but smaller. Overall, I did enjoy the experience it felt more personal but I will choose geishas over this place.